Friday, December 31, 2004

Need a laugh?

Then check out "You might be a liberal if. . ." over at My View.

A few choice bits:

You think that if someone is getting richer, someone, somewhere, must be getting poorer.

You think that protestors outside nuclear power plants are dedicated activists, but protestors outside abortion clinics are dangerous zealots interfering with a legal activity.

You believe that there was never, ever a problem with biased news coverage until Fox News went on the air.

You think that the phrase “separation of church and state” is in the Constitution.

You deplore prejudice and bigotry in all its forms, but think that everyone in the “red states” is an idiot.

You uphold a woman’s right to choose, unless a woman chooses adoption, chooses to be a stay-at-home mom, chooses to homeschool, or chooses to start a business.

You believe that nativity scenes should be banned from public view, but that anyone objecting to pornography “only has to look the other way.”

You are worried about how the French view Americans.

Update: I failed to point out that Toni links to the original version by Ed Lynch.